I felt a little depressed so I edged over to the Tom Ford counter for some emergency super-grooming from "Buffy Hernandez." She is one of Tom Ford's favorite makeup artists. You see she has transformed Bambi from a miserable hag into amassively attractive and fuckable Fifth Avenue slut. Why waste money on drugs and champagne when you can throw your money away on the only thing that really works: makeup.
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