Saturday, March 16, 2013

TOM FORD to the RESCUE

I felt a little depressed so I edged over to the Tom Ford counter for some emergency super-grooming from "Buffy Hernandez." She is one of Tom Ford's favorite makeup artists. You see she has transformed Bambi from a miserable hag into a
massively attractive and fuckable Fifth Avenue slut.  Why waste money on drugs and champagne when you can throw your money away on the only thing that really works: makeup.

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